Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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