she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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