I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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