If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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