But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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