i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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