How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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