Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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