I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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