So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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