i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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