some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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