you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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