carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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