Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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