Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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