the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
