ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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