okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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