so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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