Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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