I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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