waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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