Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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