You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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