The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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