This is not my ceiling
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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