Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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