i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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