so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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