I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
