Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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