all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Houston, we have a blender
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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