I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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