Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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