It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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