can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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