I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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