He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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