it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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