And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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