covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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