I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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