I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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