real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
