it wasn't lemon gatorade
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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