just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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