you turned your livingroom into a bong?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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