I bet he comes in French.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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