I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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